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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does the moon cut his hair?","punchline":"Eclipse it.","id":136}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with no legs?","punchline":"Ground beef!","id":56}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?","punchline":"To hold his pants up.","id":323}