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Frank Joseph Donahue was an American politician who served as the Massachusetts Secretary of the Commonwealth, Chairman of the Massachusetts Democratic State Committee, and as an associate justice of the Massachusetts Superior Court.
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Grace Loibach Nawowuna is a Kenyan track and field athlete who competes as a long-distance runner.
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Ajman Specialty General Hospital is private hospital located in Ajman in the United Arab Emirates. The hospital offers out-patient services and covers a wide range of specialties and it has more than 170 employees.
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