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Short Hills Wildlife Management Area is a 4,232-acre (17.13 km2) Wildlife Management Area (WMA) located in Rockbridge and Botetourt counties, Virginia. It covers approximately 10 miles (16 km) of ridgeline along the Short Hills range.
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Lieu Da-Kuin or Liu Dajun, also alternatively spelled as Dakuin K. Lieu, commonly known in English as D. K. Lieu, was a prominent Chinese economist in the twentieth century. Together with Ma Yinchu, He Lian and Fang Xianting, he is described as one of the \"Four Major Economists of the Republic of China\".
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Eutelia ablatrix is a moth of the family Noctuidae. It is found from Central America to Paraguay and on the Antilles.
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